Laugh

Ok some of these are lame but I had a good laugh and hopefully you will to.

Enjoy:-)

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'

For your eyes

I decided my blog doesn't have enough pictures. After all isn't that what people look at, I mean who has time to read. So these are a group of odd and end random pics that I thought I would share with you.

These are pics from choir tour. This is on of the infamous gummy-bear wars in which King RedBird always won.

This is Miss Oggle, my googly-eyed friend

This is the wonderful meal Nolan and I made

This is Jon and Jalena. They are both so awesome and I'm proud of them. They look so cute here

This is Sis Glick passing out candy. She makes me laugh. I luv her. :-)

These are some pics from my phone. Not quite as good a quality but I like them.

This is Nolan and Tommy, one of his best friends and a good friend to me too.

This is Fish and I being a copy cat while on our famous shopping trip. ;-)

Aren't these the cutest red shoes?

This is my doggy Oreo. He looks so cute here.

This is me after i had my wisdom teeth pulled. I tied a scarf around my head so I wouldn't have to hold the ice packets.

And on that note I think I better stop adding pictures or who knows what I may put on here. LOl

The Suprise

Well it happened so I can tell you now. Felicia Staley and I surprised Wittiness at the Friends Youth Camp Monday. It was great. Fish and I had so much fun ridding up there and back together and winding around and turning around on those great old country roads. LOL (And we didn't get lost Jeremy, even when the road signs were stolen.) But surprising them and getting to be there during their pre-survice was the best part. Jenn was so happy she almost cried, and everyone else was very exuberant as well. It was great getting to see my school friends during the summer too. (Liz and Chad were there too.) It was a great trip and we all had lots of fun.

Free Music

Ha guys just wanted to tell you something cool. My bro discovered this place on the net and told me about it. It's called spiral frog and you can download music there for free. It's legal, safe, and completely free, no catch. I downloaded some music the other day. Apparently the make there money from advertising. It's awesome cause there is music on there that I would actually listen. Cool music. So go check it out at www.spiralfrog.com !

Ha guys! Jut chatting while I eat before I go to work here. So, I've been having tons of fun since I've been out of school. Its been great being able to sleep-in and have some extra time to myself. This week I've been trying to get my room all cleaned up. What a chore. All that stuff from my dorm room, which is bigger than my room at home, has to go somewhere! Looking ahead, On July the 4th there will be a huge Russell get together along with Tom and Bethany, Dick and Maryland, and most of their gang. I can't wait! It's going to be o fun. Next week I'm going to be doing a fun little surprise. I can't wait for that either. I'll tell you about it don't sorry but I can't tell you now or it wouldn't be a surprise. Oh no! I'm going to be late for work. Talk to ya later