Theif

Ok, I'm being a thief. I stole this off my Dad's blog, I thought it was so funny I couldn't help myself. Ha not that many people go to his blog anyway. lol Ok truth be be known I'd link over to his blog but it's all the way at the bottom of the page and I'm not really sure how to do it. So even though he doesn't know it, at least not yet, I'm going to post this. Cause it's funny!! TOP TEN THINGS PEOPLE WON'T SAY WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER OR FISH ON A CAR 10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians." 9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour." 8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters." 7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?" 6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail? Can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?" 5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!" 4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer." 3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert. It's probably gospel tracts for the road workers." 2. "That hand gesture must mean something different where they go to church." 1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!" - Anonymous P.S. Thanks for letting me steal it, Dad. :-)